It's like they tried to make the perfect girl and failed. They gave it an althletic body in 4wd, they gave it a nice ass in the shooting brake, they gave it plenty of stamina for loving you long time with 651hp, but then they gave it Bea Arthur's looks. » 1/21/11 11:42am 1/21/11 11:42am

I'm sure this poor car started off just smoking a little weed on the weekends. Next thing you know it has moved up to the hard drugs and has sold everything it has for its next fix. Finally it ends up sleeping in dumpsters and letting Ray violate it just for the chance to have one more fix.... » 10/18/10 1:10pm 10/18/10 1:10pm